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2319Y00F05goghb23Y00C4NAn Intresting Theory About Remixes
1218Y00F04ruby12Y00C5NFishboy/Panda
0825Y00F11microknight08Y00C1N
0801NEvery now and then somebody will take a song and remix it for no apparent
0811Y48C3Y55C1Nreason. They won't be approached by a band or ,"artiste", but will instead
0801Njust decide to bugger up a song beyond all recognition. Maybe they are
0801Ndepressed and feel that by somehow bringing pain and suffering to millions
0801Nthey can alleviate themselves of all shame? Maybe they just want to piss
0801Nsociety off. Maybe (and this is really scary) they actually think they have
0801Ntalent...
0801N
0801NWhatever the reason for this socially unacceptable (and morally unsound)
0801Nbehaviour these remixes always wend their sorry way onto huge albums with
0816Y13C3Y55C1Y63C3Nnames like ,"Mark Godiers Heap Of Horse Shit Volume 285", or ,"In the Mix 96
0806Y09C1NVolume 57". These tragic artifacts sit in the corner of your locals Andys
0801NRecords or HMV (or right in the window of Our Price which causes me to
0801Nquestion the credibility of the aforemention music shop chain). They are
0801Nalmost always surrounded by a bunch of cooing 12 year old girls who have not
0801Nthe courage or common sense to ask mummy why they "Feel a bit strange" when
0801Nthey look at pictures of some arse boy band like Gemini or Worlds Apart or
0801NBilly Butchers Mother Fucker Slay Crew.
0801N
0801NWhats worse all the people responsible for these remixes are Scandanavian or
0821Y43C3Y54C1Y60C3Y71C1NGerman and have really tragic names like: "MC Bumble B" or "Mike D-Lite",
0801Nthese people have forfitted their right to live.
0801N
0801NAnd as one of these horrifically tragic remixes floated reluctantly out of
0801Nthe speakers of my radio as If ashamed to exist in the form of audible
0801Nsoundwaves I got to thinking. Suppose this remix idea spread from music to
0801Nother forms of entertainment... Like films...
0801N
0801NTake 2001 A Space Odyssey:
0801N
0801NMy God, My My My God, My My My God, My God its full of stars.
0801NMy God, My My My God, My My My God, My God its full of stars.
0801N
0801NAnd don't forget the added rap bit featuring Hal the paranoid computer.
0801N
0801NI can't let you,
0801NDo that Dave,
0801NNo No, I can't let you,
0801NDo that Dave,
0801N
0801NARGHHH! Or perhaps a remix of Akira the legendary Manga film?
0801N
0801NHuh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? TETSUOOOOOOOOOO! Huh? Huh? Huh? KANNEEEDDAAAAAAAAAA!
0801NHuh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? AKIRRAAAAAAAA! Huh? Huh? Huh?
0801NHuh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? SAVE THE CHILDRENNNNNNNN! Huh?
0801N
1213Y00F04ruby12NThis is the future... Kill yourself now...
*!EOF